You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
