official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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