She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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