they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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