he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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