I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
