State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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