Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
