They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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