She's JV to your varsity
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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