We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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