I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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