I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
tell me about the fingering
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