But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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