honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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