i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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