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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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