True but thats because hes a fetus.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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