Christians are straight up FREAKS
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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