everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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