I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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