Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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