another moral hangover. fuck.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
