He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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