i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
handjob tips. give me some.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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