you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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