So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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