Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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