why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
