I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
