Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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