Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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