Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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