she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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