I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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