She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
His nipple licking is glorious
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