i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
40s are totally the cure
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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