oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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