dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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