Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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