Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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