He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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