Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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