Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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