He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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