are you so shy because you have an std?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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