just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
