people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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