So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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