return my video game
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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